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Wednesday, December 22nd, 2004
12:22 am
[mmm_donuts]
Uter'us'. Not uter-you!
Ladies, this community has been a little submissive for a while and for that, I am pleased! I imagine we're all too busy for this anyway, as our partners demand our attention and sometimes, someone to get their small delicate fingers into that faulty toaster when sparks are flying from it.

Anyway, I came across this. My neighbour (one of these hairless, 'career' types) said it was a lovely idea to 'celebrate' our fertility. Well, with the permission of my SO, I was furious! These knitted wombs are empty, and they are posed in positions far too empowering for my liking! Where are the creamy/white lovable foetuses to stuff inside them as an alternative Christmas stocking? I have a good mind to replace her birth control pills with tic-tacs.

Current Mood: submissive
Wednesday, April 14th, 2004
1:42 pm
[kickadee]
See what happens when you have PREMARITAL sex.

Thought you ladies might want to print copies for your church youth groups.
Wednesday, January 14th, 2004
2:33 am
[luckydragongirl]
Mel Gibson's *Passion*
Sisters in Christ, imagine my surprise when my man said he wanted to take me to Mel Gibson's 'Passion' movie. Now normally we only go to the movies when there is a new Angelina Jolie movie, or when the Britney Spears movie came out. And I don't even watch the movies, because I am too busy feeding my man popcorn, or making sure other people are quiet so he has a pleasant viewing experience. So when he mentioned seeing this 'Passion' movie, I was utterly surprised, and feared my man might be stepping into the sin of homosexuality (though of course I wouldn't chastise him for it, after all he is a man). But then I found out that this movie is about, you know, Him. (Jesus, not Mel.) Let me tell you, ladies, I am looking forward to seeing Jesus get all passionate. Though I hear the Jews aren't too happy about this movie. Well, they probably just have savior-envy.
So, gals, let's all get our men to take us to this movie! We can bring aborted-fetus pictures to hand out to any hairy-legged feminists who might be at the theater to see an evil Harry Potter movie or something. (I cannot stress this enough, people: Harry Potter=Satan! The Devil wears round glasses!)
See you all at the movies! Praise Him!

Current Mood: excited
Saturday, August 9th, 2003
1:26 am
[magnoona]
prase sisters prase!!1
hi

im 19/f/wv usa n i got pregnent

at first i wuz all mad n liek OMG (i hoep its ok just 2 use g*ds initishal) U F*****ER IM NOT GONNA HAFF THIS BABY B4 IM OLD ENUFF 2 DRINK!!1

but then he started tellin me bout how there was a little tiny baby in my uteris w/ a big smilly face n a sine that sez i <3 u mommy that n he sed hed nevar talk 2 me agin :((

im glad to find this comunity since evrybody always gits on my case about not goin 2 skool anymore n werkin @ micky ds n livin n circumcized housin n all that shit

but i no im doin gods werk razin babys (liek paster bob sez) n i still haff teh <3 of my lief :))

Current Mood: content
Friday, August 8th, 2003
9:49 am
[kickadee]
Sisters in Him
What would Jesus say?

I think it's good, because it shows the Miracle of Life, but I'll have to ask my man.

Current Mood: confused
Saturday, July 26th, 2003
11:59 am
[mmm_donuts]
Dear Sisters, I am new to this community, and I praise God and my SO for guiding me here.

I am also new to the Righteous Surrendered way of life; yesterday, my SO decided to 'test' me! Anyway, I was just cleaning the kitchen tiles with a toothbrush, as my SO wants, he says it will make my wrists stronger, and he came up behind me, and said, "What do you want for dinner tonight? The pasta, or the chicken?" I was so overcome with shock at the question put to me, I must have passed out. He explained later this test was to see if I was still thinking enough for myself to make decisions (luckily, he says I don't, though I don't want him to feel that I am straying from Him!!), then hallelujah, I awoke from the state of unconsciousness, to find a note sitting next to me stating, "We'll have the pasta. And hurry up and finish the tiles you stupid ^£%)*"£ my feet need rubbing."

My only concern is; I didn't get his permission to pass out - I don't want my SO thinking I have any sort of control over my body! I would feel so ashamed, not to mention the effect it would have on him! Please, with the permission of your men, pray for my soul!

Current Mood: fearful of His wrath
Friday, July 25th, 2003
8:29 pm
[deensey]
Hello
I'm new here, and i wanted advice on how to deal with a situation. I woke up at 6 am this morning to get everything ready before work, and there was a MAN in my kitchen doinjg my dishes. He was cleaning my kitchen from top to bottom

I feel dirty and violated. I think I may need to turn to drink.

Current Mood: distressed
Wednesday, May 14th, 2003
5:59 pm
[kickadee]
Ladies
Let's all make ourselves these handbags to show the miracle of life to heathen abortionists when we're out shopping.
Thursday, April 24th, 2003
6:31 pm
[luckydragongirl]
Sisters in HIm!
I really wanna revive this community! How else can I stay on the path to righteousness without you ladies? I'm getting less submissive by the day!

Current Mood: Holy
Sunday, January 19th, 2003
3:05 pm
[ajina]
I know many of you ladies dropped out of school to serve the Lord as dutiful wives and I commend you for that. I know many of you gave up the ability to read well as a result and so you may have a hard time reading the Bible and knowing what God wants of you.

I am here to say that you shall wonder no longer! A fellow sheep of God had documented Paul's commands to us in a way you can understand. Rejoice!
Thursday, January 9th, 2003
4:19 pm
[luckydragongirl]
Get your aborted-fetus pictures ready...
Hey ladies! My man thinks I'm not being submissive enough lately, so he said I should get together with you all for some wholesome Jesus-y fun to get back on track. So I propose... The First Annual Stepford Aborted Fetus Picture Giveaway! We all get together (with our men's permission of course!) and go habd out pictures of aborted fetii at Planned Parenthood clinics, Women's Studies classes, and anywhere else there might be some wayward "independent" women that may need a shove in the right direction. Who's with me? Nathan Sheets will be our chaperone, as obviously we can't go out without a man.

Current Mood: Righteous!
Tuesday, December 24th, 2002
6:07 am
[woolf]
Ladies!

I just wanted to share this picture of a sign in my hometown. I find it a good reminder of my duties and role in life. I drive by this church everytime my man allows me to go to the store to buy him groceries, and I smile every time I see it. I have even printed out a copy (black and white, of course, to save the colored ink for my man) and hung it in our bedroom so that I will always remember!

Monday, December 23rd, 2002
7:09 am
[auntiesiannan]
"I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man, but to be in silence." -- 1 Timothy 12:12

Oh my! We had better have our men beseech all of the church nursery programs to get rid of lady teachers, or get them to submit to having laryngectomies! After all, we cannot have the little boys be tainted by the corrupt emotion-ridden authority of a FEMALE!

Current Mood: sanctified!
Friday, December 20th, 2002
5:46 pm
[oddharmonic]
Another gift question.
My husband asked that I shop online this Christmas. However, when I checked our e-mail to confirm shipment of everything we ordered, one was from someplace called Blowfish.com and said it didn't list the contents of the order for privacy. I looked at the site and it has items promoting sodomy and pornography!!!

I've reread everything in my copy of Power of a Praying Wife and Stormie doesn't say anything about my situation. What should I do? I know I didn't order it, so he must have! If my husband asks me to submit to these sinful items, do I dare speak against him? Should I just pray more? I'm very confused and have been praying without ceasing all day.

Current Mood: shocked
Tuesday, December 17th, 2002
4:47 pm
[blueeyed]
If Pat Robertson says so, it must be right
"I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period."--Pat Robertson, "The 700 Club," 1/8/92
Sunday, December 15th, 2002
2:13 pm
[pure_jane]
Holiday Problem
I was hoping you could help me with a shopping problem. Christmas is coming and all my thoughts have turned to getting the perfect holiday gift for my man, at least all those thoughts that aren't already occupied with looking pretty for him, cooking, cleaning and agreeing with whatever he says.

But here is my dilemma. How can I, a humble, helpless woman, possibly buy a gift for him without his guidance? First, how am I supposed to shop alone? I'm sure my simple, feminine mind will become distracted by all the shiny holiday baubles, but even if I manage to avoid that pitfall, won't the vast array of available products just confuse me? The whole idea of making a decision by myself just makes my mind spin, but if he tells me what to buy, doesn't that take away some of his pleasure on Christmas morning? And isn't his pleasure my sole reason for being?

I've turned to the Bible for assistance, but alas, even the story of the birth of Jesus and the gifts of the magi was no real help. My man is allergic to frankincense; I got him a big bag of myrrh last. year, which he doesn't use, and I cannot possibly purchase something gold without express permission to spend that much of his hard-earned money.

So what can I do? How are you girls able to submit to your husbands' will during the holidays, without them knowing it?
Friday, December 13th, 2002
3:20 pm
[catjesus]
meow! meow meow, meow women, meow humble meowselves before me! meow CATJESUS! meow meow Fancy Feast, meow clean meow litterbox! meow WOMEN'S WORK!

meow punishment, meow claw meow pantyhose! JUSTICE MEOW MINE!

Current Mood: meowsculine!
Tuesday, December 10th, 2002
8:31 am
[luckydragongirl]
A Man Said it was OK to Ask, so...
Sisters, I have found out about a situation that would make Jesus turn over in his grave, if he was dead. My neighbor is committing the sin of...*gasp* Homosexuality! She has no man in her life! Only other women! I tried to tell her that she needs a man to tell her what to do, but she says I am wrong! What should I do? As a good wife of Jesus, I know it is my duty to get involved in other peoples' lives. I was thinking of slipping tracts under her door and singing hymns outside her door at all hours of the night. If this doesn't convince her of her sinfulness, what will? Any suggestions?

Current Mood: Holy
Friday, December 6th, 2002
10:01 am
[auntiesiannan]
But Jesus WANTS us to eat sloppy joes!


A sandwich is just a sandwich, but a JESUSWICH is a LAST SUPPER!

Current Mood: obedient
Thursday, December 5th, 2002
10:50 pm
[luckydragongirl]
Blasphemers!

Current Mood: Righteous
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